What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:46
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
Why do older men like to get anal sex?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
After a few moments he returns.
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.